(Reblogged from laughbitches)
(Reblogged from laughbitches)

majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

(Source: meladoodle)

(Reblogged from communistbakery)
verylittlebird:


this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

(Reblogged from laughbitches)

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

(Reblogged from ruinedchildhood)

a-velvet-vice:

Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I’ve seen a lesbian Mother’s Day card. :)

(Reblogged from communistbakery)

inspiring:

VIRUS GOING AROUND!!!!! SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!!!!

if you are on my blog and there’s a button that says “unfollow” in the upper-right corner, DO NOT CLICK IT! it will bring you to a FBI site that will trap your browser and even can access your webcam! it’s very serious and it’s important you do not click it

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
(Reblogged from laughbitches)
(Reblogged from laughbitches)
(Reblogged from laughbitches)